Kelly-Pflaumer-Caro Plan Firings
 to Install Hacks and Cronies

MIDDLETOWN (Jan 9, 2004)- Sources report that the new majority on the Middletown Board of Supervisors has targeted several employees for termination in order to fill those jobs with unqualified political hacks in an effort to further rob the residents of Middletown.
  Unconfirmed reports name Kristin Benhayon, wife of Middletown Constable Charles Benhayon, as a likely recipient of the Director of Recreation position, despite the current employee's stellar annual review and  impeccable work record. Mrs. Behnhayon works as a clerk in the Lower Southampton Twp recreation department; she was hired by Marie Wallace, of the Neshaminy Food Service corruption scandal.
  Further reports indicate that the corrupt Kelly-Pflaumer-Caro regime has targeted two Public Works employees, an Assistant Fire Marshall, and the Director of Human Resources.  Stealing the latter position will allow them to install a corrupt political hack to manipulate all future hirings and firings in the township.